fauxbra

Fauxbra is the act of cloning a Ford Mustang Cobra using either a base model six cylinder Or GT model

I cannot believe Joe thinks that ugly Fauxbra He built would actually pass as a true Cobra!

fauxbra by Average Length and Girth June 6, 2021

fauxbait 

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.

- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.

fauxbait by SDMS October 13, 2020

fauxgrammer 

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

fauxgrammer by vertigo February 22, 2006

Fauxrage 

Frenzy created by media or blogs to inflate a usually minor, perceived offense into a major scandal or continuing political event.

Congress, in a fit of fauxrage, passed a resolution condemning a newspaper ad about a General. The fauxrage was stoked primarily by Faux News

Fauxrage by Upper West March 31, 2008

fauxball player 

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.

Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."

fauxball player by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

Fauxbalt

A pejorative term used regionally in Vancouver, BC, to denote the falseness or fraudulence of the "New" Cobalt. The Cobalt was once a world renowned hardcore music venue catering to the Punk & Metal scenes. It nurtured the early careers of countless local and touring bands as well as provided a place for established bands to play in an authentic atmosphere with a truly wicked sound system. Now under new management the Cobalt has reopened as a den of posers and tryhards happily throwing dance parties on the ashes of Vancouver's music scene.

Trendy Hipster: "Hey Man, are gonna check out the dance party at the Cobalt this weekend?"

Metalhead: "FUCK THAT!!! DEATH TO THE FAUXBALT!!!"

Fauxbalt by Junior_666 February 16, 2010

fauxbrohoe 

A girl that has "bromances" with guys, but is most definitely female, and most definitely not truly attracted to them.
*see tease

Dude, she's like all over him and he has a girlfriend.

Don't worry, it's only a fauxbromance, she's a fauxbrohoe.

fauxbrohoe by whichone's pink November 5, 2010