When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.
AKA "fwatch"
It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news
Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.