Fapwatch 

When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.

AKA "fwatch"

It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news

Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on

Fapwatch by GermanGoon December 23, 2024

fatwatch 

When a girl is about 15-20 lbs overweight and it's starting to be noticeable.

Lauren has gained a little weight recently. I would still hit it, but she's on fatwatch.

fatwatch by Giorgio Moroder December 14, 2008

fazwatch.kid 

fazwatch.kid Is a user on TikTok that only has 2 posts

Person 1 : have you heard of fazwatch.kid? He only has 2 posts
Person 2: oh yea! I’ve heard about him lol
Person 1: isn’t he the nicest person ever?

Person 2: I mean ig? I haven’t met him…
Person: your a loser if you haven’t met him

fazwatch.kid by MissMatterMadam March 14, 2022