fagPad

A derogatory term for the iPad; used to make fun of people for purchasing such an unnecessary device

- Look at Kevin over there playing with his fagPad
- He paid 500 bucks for that thing? What an asshole.

by cmh_580 August 12, 2011

Fagpad

A pad that is placed over a bleeding and tender butthole after engaging in rough anal sex with another male (or female).
Also meant to be used as an insult.

Example 1:
James: "God, my butthole hurts so bad from last night."

Spencer: "Did you get some fagpads from the store?"

James: "Yeah, I'm wearing one right now. Thank God, your penis has the thickness of my girlfriend's strap-on."

Example 2:
James: "Why does it have to be SO cold all of the time?"

Spencer: "Quit whining you little bitch. You're such a fucking fagpad.

by butnicetry11 December 25, 2010

fagradt

A wanna be car-guy with no penis, no balls and the personality of a paper weight. He is like school in the summer, with no class. He is afraid of anybody with more talent, including his wife. He thinks that his "hard work" "loyalty" and "dedication" has gotten him to where he is. In reality, he has had his hand held, and has been spoon fed every fucking thing he has. He should have been left at N.A. pushing paper for the rest of his worthless, pityful life. A "fagradt" actually believes his own bullshit. Has a hard time remembering the truth or to speak it to those who call him out.

Jadizzo, quit being such a fagradt.
Where is fagradt, rubbing his face off again?

by the enemy September 26, 2007

faggadocious

a person, place, or thing that is brilliantly gay or faggish

"that boy is wearing a pink halter top..."
"girl that is faggadocious."
"completely"

by Young_Mula July 5, 2008

fatpad

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

Fagnado

A gaggle of queers on a marry-go-round

Bobby decided that he'd join the fagnado even though his friends advised against it.

by Theslippyone November 17, 2017

faggadocio

Similar to braggadocio, faggadocio involves bragging or otherwise calling attention to a same-sex attraction, often seemingly out of nowhere. Sufferers of faggadocio have often come out of the closet very recently and think the entire world will be shocked by it.

"I was talking to Sarah about university, and she said 'Most people don't know I have a degree in biochemical engineering. Because I'm gay.' Weird, huh?"
"Yeah, she just came out to her parents so she's a bit of a faggadocio right now. She'll calm down when she realizes that enjoying a box lunch doesn't make you special."

"Hey, Kevin."
"I'M GAY."
"Er, congratulations?"
"Sorry, I'm filled with faggadocio and I just had to tell someone."

by Meredith Baxter February 25, 2010