fatmess

Is used as a substitute for swearing and insults.

You're a fatmess or Oh fatmess I just stubbed my toe

by Awesome-Pants May 19, 2006

fatmess

used in place of potential swear words. Or used in the name calling process.

Oh man I stubbed my toe...fatmess!

I'm an idiot? Well you're a fatmess.

by Awesomepants May 18, 2006

5 levels of fatness

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.

what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

by Dragongobi March 10, 2010

Hot Fatness

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.

While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".

by Dman5000 February 20, 2013

fat-mess

a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages

get a grip you fat mess

by walshy December 18, 2004

fatress

When ya girls booty is poppin so much her back is angled when she laying down.

"Everybody, I'd like to introduce you to my girl Elyse; she a real fatress.

by lightes February 27, 2017

Fat Mess

When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.

"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"

by hansies April 1, 2009