1. A whack job jackass with an ego the size of Wyoming and an IQ that a refrigerator would laugh at.
2. Let's look at our Head of the Executive Branch, shall we?

If you have to look down here for an EXAMPLE, shame! Go be stupid somewhere else!

fathead by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

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fathead

An annoying moany nob with a massive cranium

Me: "right fathead"
Barnes: "Hi"

fathead by trivium036 May 16, 2009

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Fathead

A person with an unusually large dome, who is anoying as Hell and loved by very few. The size of his dome is so terrible, and his I.Q is so small, many belive him to be a different species of mamal.

Hey Fathead! I like your dads tasty mullet. And if you keep talking shit, im gonna beat your ass!

Fathead by Pimpmonster May 16, 2008

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Fathead

Somebody who has an overly large blob, which they call a head, protruding from their neck. Or someone who thinks their at the top of the bottle looking down on everyone else.

Oi Faris, you Fathead!

Fathead by fatheadfaris April 26, 2009

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fathead

A dumbass that thinks circumcision means circular decision.

Fathead a.k.a. Kandace.
Fathead loves circumcision. It helps her get through her dilemmas.

fathead by Madeline (Hermaphrodite) June 8, 2004

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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