fantazzle dick is a word used to describe ones daily emotions.
usually this is from
-being sexually confused
-eating too many carrots
-trying to figure out who unfollowed u on insta
-who fucked my mom
-if u finger ur self r u losing ur virginity to a finger?
-if u use a tampon are u losing ur virginity to a tampon
-have a nice day!:)))
well my mom came home today and i asked her out babies were born. I’m fantazzledick
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.