fat ho

a prostitute typically between 200-300 pounds

"He pulled up to a fat hoe in the parking lot he was turned on by this."

fat ho by fat wet slobbery dogs cunt May 16, 2018

fat ho

A creature similar to a woman in that she is able to produce small humaoid creatures when mated with a drunken male. The drunkenness is a vital part of this procedure as this creature would not normally be approached for reasons other than curiosity.

Used in a sentence: Dat po dude got crunk and hooked up wit dat fat ho. Now he hu baby daddy.

fat ho by longforcali July 12, 2006

fat ho

Back in the day, agricultural implements were a fashion statement. With this in mind, a "fat ho" is just a stylin' hoe that all your neighboring farm buddies down the road wish they had.

"Yo, balla, that fat ho is tight. When you done wit it, whyon't you hook me up? I got my radish garden to tend to, 'g'.

fat ho by Burt Thunderskivvy September 12, 2006

Fat Ho On a Bike 

A drink or shot made with equal parts Tequila, Amaretto and a splash of coke.

or

A fat ho, literally riding a bike. Preferrably in tight spandex.

Let me get a shot of a FHOAB. A few of those I will surely be taking one home tonight.

or

OMG, look at that Fat Ho On A Bike, it's not really socially acceptable for obese sluts to be exercising...in public

Fat Ho On a Bike by E Dub705 January 17, 2008

Fat Ho Burgers

Possibly the best Burger Joint in The World. With Sandwiches like the "Supa Fly Ho" "Supa Dupa Fly Ho" "Chicken Ho Sandwich" and the "Sloppy Ho"

Welcome to Fat Ho Burgers

Yes Mam, I'd like a Supa Duda Fly Ho with Bacon and Cheese, Please.

Fat Ho Burgers by FireStars May 28, 2011

fat ho meter 

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

fat ho meter by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

fat ass ho 

when a woman thinks making her ass bigger is a good thing when in reality she has thunder thighs and is so big she basically looks like a man.

fat ass ho thought that would make her sexy but ain't nobody want some 800 lb. chick crushing your legs bouncing up on you. seriously, you legit need a 12 inch pole to get in there and your legs are the size of my back FOH for real.

fat ass ho by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022