faspa

A Low German (Plautdietsch) word still used by Mennonites to refer to a light lunch after church, with friends and family members present. The meal will almost always be composed of buns (or the traditional zwieback, which are basically rich buns that kind of look like boobs or matryoshka dolls) and a variety of cheeses, cold cuts, pickles and jams. Everything is cold because there isn't time after church to prepare a hot meal. The kids will stuff their faces and pockets with food, then run outside to play games, while the adults will stand around the table and talk about the sermon for a minute before the conversation devolves into joking around and making fun of Grandpa Abe for his explosive farting.

Hey, that was a great sermon, homie. Let's go home with our 3000 cousins for some faspa, eh?

by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Faspa

A low-German word still used by English speaking Mennonites, which means a mid afternoon lunch. For some reason it’s only possible after Sunday church, with a shit ton of buns, cheese, pickles, and lunch meat. Don’t even think about inviting friends, this is for family uncles aunts and cousins ONLY, so this is why we marry our cousins - because Faspa.

John: “Hi cuz, I couldn’t stop thinking about you…”
Esther: “shhh, it’s memory verse time. Save it for after Faspa at grandmas house”

by T&K t October 31, 2021

Going Fapanese

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

National fanpage day

National fanpage day is on November 15!!! On national fanpage day NO fanpages are allowed to be hated on and if someone hates on a fanpage on November 15 everyone has to report the account that hated on a fanpage!!!

Person 1: Hey did you just hate on a fanpage!
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: It’s November 15!!!
Person 2: Okay. and???

Person 1: It’s national fanpage day now everyone is going to report your account!!!
Person 2: WAIT WHAT!!!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!!
Person 1: Welp-.... That’s what you get

by Fanpage check November 14, 2020

FalPal

A person who is a superfan of late night host Jimmy Fallon. FalPals are the truest fan of Late Night. FalPals are fun, full of joy, spread peace, get each other's backs and are supportive of Jimmy. There is a growing, growing, growing, growing amount of fun people called FalPals.

I talked about last night's episode of Late Night for hours with other FalPals.

by Customer_12 June 9, 2013

Fapan

Fap and then nap.

John: Hey you want to play a game of SC?
Charles: Nah, I think I'll just fapan.

by BestMage October 14, 2012