fald

A mix of fat and bald, the general middle aged male, often said by mistake.

As my boyfriends cleverly said;

"because my dads fald..."

by Ruthie . r July 23, 2006

Fald

Another word for fake friend.

Person 1: "man that Chloe girl really is a fald"
Person 2: "man i really hate falds"

by ShovelheadLR August 5, 2018

falding

Someone who is fat and balding.

Kevin used to be malding from playing video games all day, but now he’s just falding.

by Trumpisacuck69 September 2, 2020