Farty Marty
Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
Farty Marty by Mick Russom August 7, 2009
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farty marty
1.) someone who is very special to you
2.) a person who likes to fart a lot
3.) a little puppy or dog
2.) a person who likes to fart a lot
3.) a little puppy or dog
farty marty by Jamie "pisstang" Smitty December 16, 2003
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farty marty
At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.
farty marty by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
The Farty Marty
The Farty Marty by Zack December 17, 2004
Marty Farty
Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Marty Farty by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
Marty Farty
To continually make the same mistake and not realize that it was a mistake, therefore repeating the same error over and over again. Someone who has toxic-gas between the ears. Many doctors believe this type of illness is caused by an; obsessive-compulsive disorder believing that one can control things, events and even people if one can control time. In bizzare cases; one might even believe that the clock is plotting against them, putting the individual in an unhealthy and fearful state of mind. In laymens term; "shithead". There is NO known cure.
How many times are you going to Marty Farty the ball up the middle with 8 defensive players in the box?
Marty Farty by Painter Steve C. November 11, 2006
Marty Farty
Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Marty Farty by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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