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fartscape 

A landscape of stink, created from the expulsion of gas from the anus. Can be silent-but-deadly while on the move.
Every Wednesday, Ralph ends up leaving behind a dense fartscape wherever he goes.
fartscape by Trumpy Cat July 9, 2017
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farscape 

One of the best shows on tv. Confusing to the simple and dimwitted but great to people who know what good tv is. Great characters, special effects, story. It ended too soon. www.savefarscape.com
Farscape is "sexy, intelligent, and exciting".
farscape by TB October 31, 2003
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Fartrape 

A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.
Fartrape by Davendork November 10, 2010

farscape 

A Scifi television program filmed in Australia from 1999 to 2003, produced by the Jim Henson Company. Staring Ben Browder as John Crichton and Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun. Farscape was intended to continue into a fifth season. However the show was cancelled in 2002 by the SciFi Channel because of the cost in production.
Farscape returned in 2004 as a Mini-Series known as Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars. Which recieved a Emmy Nomination.

The Plot
The series was focused on the crew of escape prisoners aboard the living ship Moya, on the run from the military organisation called the Peacekeepers.
Through out the course of the series it was discovered that the Peacekeepers were engaged in a Cold War with the Scarran Empire. Tension between both factions led to a outbreak of war during the Peacekeeper Wars.
Farscape

"My name is John Crichton (I'm lost), an astronaut, (shot through a wormhole) in some distant part of the universe (I'm trying to stay alive) aboard this ship (this living ship) of escaped prisoners (my friends). If you can hear me, (beware). If I make it back, (will they follow)? If I open a door, (are you ready)? Earth is unprepared (helpless) for the nightmares I've seen. Or should I stay, protect my home, not show them you exist. But then you'll never know … the wonders I've seen."
farscape by Scorpy September 26, 2006

fakescape 

1) A man made fake built environment with say, plastic trees, astroturf, unreal, not natural;

2) Being in a group of unreal or fake people;
OMG I went to and AA meeting yesterday, what a fkn fakescape, half of em plastics were blatantly lying
fakescape by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

fartcakes 

cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it
These cakes are fartcakes!
fartcakes by Danielle V October 20, 2008
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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