fartdick

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1. noun; a mean and loathsome person

"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."

fartdick by Marianne Wille May 13, 2005

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Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

Related Words

fart dick • Fatdick • fartickle • fartlick • Fartsickle • fratdick • fartdiculous • farthickey • fartlicking • fartnickel

fartlick

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

fartlick by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006

fartdiculous

the definition of this word is inherent in the word itself.

Did you just say "fardiculous?" That's fartdiculous!

fartdiculous by Amdizzle May 23, 2007

fratdick

The new fraternity member who says stupid things like "You don't call your country a cunt so don't call a fraternity a frat."

See that guy sleeping on the lawn, he got wasted last night at the party and shit in the washing machine, what a fratdick.

fratdick by loverhater July 12, 2009

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

fatdick

A dude whose dick isn't that long but its fat and thick as hell thats whats up!

man my boo got a fat ass dick that shit had me screaming last night!!!

fatdick by Sexy T. May 29, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026