fartdick 

1. noun; a mean and loathsome person

"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."

fartdick by Marianne Wille May 13, 2005

Fartsickle 

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartlick 

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

fartlick by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006

fartdiculous 

the definition of this word is inherent in the word itself.

Did you just say "fardiculous?" That's fartdiculous!

fartdiculous by Amdizzle May 23, 2007

fratdick 

The new fraternity member who says stupid things like "You don't call your country a cunt so don't call a fraternity a frat."

See that guy sleeping on the lawn, he got wasted last night at the party and shit in the washing machine, what a fratdick.

fratdick by loverhater July 12, 2009

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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

fatdick 

A dude whose dick isn't that long but its fat and thick as hell thats whats up!

man my boo got a fat ass dick that shit had me screaming last night!!!

fatdick by Sexy T. May 29, 2005