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"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."

fartdick by Marianne Wille May 13, 2005

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Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

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fartlick

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.

On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.

fartlick by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006

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fartdiculous

the definition of this word is inherent in the word itself.

Did you just say "fardiculous?" That's fartdiculous!

fartdiculous by Amdizzle May 23, 2007

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fratdick

The new fraternity member who says stupid things like "You don't call your country a cunt so don't call a fraternity a frat."

See that guy sleeping on the lawn, he got wasted last night at the party and shit in the washing machine, what a fratdick.

fratdick by loverhater July 12, 2009

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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

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fatdick

A dude whose dick isn't that long but its fat and thick as hell thats whats up!

man my boo got a fat ass dick that shit had me screaming last night!!!

fatdick by Sexy T. May 29, 2005

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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