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farting arround 

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
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Farting Around 

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.
at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting
Farting Around by DUMPY March 23, 2005

farting around 

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.
farting around by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

farting around 

farting around by AIRelemental October 27, 2003

farting around 

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off
quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car
farting around by Squatdog October 26, 2003

farting around 

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.
Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!
farting around by Genius October 28, 2003

farting around a shit 

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us
Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.