Squatdog's definitions

blackbart

One hairy boong usually found lurking on EnterTheGame. Thinks he can play CS but he's just an average goon drinking, petrol sniffer from down south.

blackbart: LOL Me and Malcolm drank 8 litres of goon each and didnt even get drunk
Squatdog: err...

by Squatdog January 20, 2005

maz

1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored

I pulled up the pron and had a maz

by Squatdog November 8, 2004

suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

commodore

1) Greatest, and most recognised computer system ever made for the home, affordable, and decent, the C64 lived over 11 years on the production line, and sold over 15million units.

2) Car made by the Australian sub-branch of General Motors, Holden, Commodores are unable to achieve over 45km/h without serious engine failure, or losening of body work.

1) w00t! Labyrinth, Impossible Mission, Super Wonder Boy, Ghostbusters, Owns you =D

2) the car achieving 39.5km/h on the straight was the commodore

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

urbandictionary user

an idiot who tags definitions as "inaccurate" or "offensive" because they don't understand the concept of Urban Dictionary being OFFENSIVE SLANG.

user: "huuuh hhuh, i dont like the term of 'nigger' coz its racist, even tho black people say it too...huhhh uhhhuh..."

by Squatdog January 6, 2004

macky dees

slang term for McDonalds family restaurants. Macky Dees usually tastes like shit and is hardly fit for human consumption.

yo, me main man, I iz goin down to macky dees for a feed, yo.

by Squatdog January 16, 2004

farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003