fartblossom

A nickname for someone inportant to you.

Son, you are such a fartblossom.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

fartblossom

Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.

My sister-in-law Angie is such a fartblossom.

by Sugrad November 15, 2006

fartblossom

The brief bloom of blue flame that occurs when one ignites
flatulence as it exits the anus

Look at the size of THAT fartblossom! I'll bet that idiot burned the hair offa his nuts!

by Gitarzan57 July 25, 2008

fartblossom

Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor

Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!

by SnotBox October 27, 2008