fartblossom
fartblossom by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004
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fartblossom
Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.
fartblossom by Sugrad November 15, 2006
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fartblossom by Gitarzan57 July 25, 2008
fartblossom
Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor
Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!
fartblossom by SnotBox October 27, 2008
Fart Blossom
Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.
Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.
Fart Blossom by bdb71 October 15, 2009
Fart Blossom
The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
Fart Blossom by ReTodd January 12, 2006
Fart Blossom
A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
Fart Blossom by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006
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