by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004
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by Sugrad November 15, 2006
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by Gitarzan57 July 25, 2008
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Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!
by SnotBox October 27, 2008
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Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.
by bdb71 October 15, 2009
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by ReTodd January 12, 2006
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