Definitions by SnotBox

fartblossom

Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor

Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!

fartblossom by SnotBox October 27, 2008

Wee Todd 

If you had a speech impediment, and attempted to say retard, it would sound like Wee Todd

Jeez Dad, socks with sandals? People will think you're a Wee Todd!

Wee Todd by SnotBox October 26, 2008

chillbilly 

a rural yankee transplant to the South

Summer comes around, them chillbillys will wish they'd never left Pennsylvania.

chillbilly by SnotBox August 6, 2008