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orchestrated bro-fart 

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.
My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

Brazilian Fart Brothers

Two different dudes that have eaten the same ass. Somewhat similar to Eskimo brothers.
Person 1: "Bro I ate Niki's fart box the other day"

Person 2: "No way, I ate her ass last week! Does this make us Brazilian Fart Brothers?"

fart brothers 

when you and a friend fart at the same time and the smells combine
Dylan: did we just become fart brothers?

Ty: with our powers combined, we are fart brothers!
fart brothers by Fart Brothers June 25, 2017

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Brown Fart 

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.
Brown Fart by joey's mommy December 15, 2008

Broccoli Fart 

A particularly hot, sulfurous fart that smells suspiciously like broccoli even though you haven't eaten broccoli for days, even weeks. Not to be confused with a "Sulfur Strut," a broccoli fart is usually an SBD special.
I ripped a broccoli fart so foul yesterday, it cleared out an entire wing of the library.
Broccoli Fart by Just Another Guy November 30, 2004