fargason 

Flasid male penis

This guy literally showed me his Fargason last night.

fargason by DocHodges1721 March 26, 2022

Fergasonian 

A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.

Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes?

Other Colleague: oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's Fergasonian approach to that topic. Don't worry, he always says you'll be fully prepared for the exam.

Fergasonian by HiggyBare January 10, 2017

Turd Fergason 

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

Turd Fergason by Zich Baltman April 18, 2005