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The act of exhaling a sneeze into a womans vagina whilst going down on her. This is usually accompanied by lots of apologies as it was an accident but y'know, some people are into that sorta thing.
Lucy: "James totally fnaffled me last night!"

Friend:"No way! Ergh I hate it when that happens, you have to put a tissue on a stick and pick the bogeys out"
fnaffle by ItsKinky 8) April 23, 2011
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froffles 

a mix between french toast and waffles: it is not impossible...the recipe is a secret
My boyfriend made me froffles the other morning for breakfast, it was the best breakfast food I've ever tasted!
froffles by RCCS April 15, 2008
The act of running to a person and hugging them tightly with enthusiasm, followed immediately by rubbing or burrowing one's face into the recipient's neck or face.

This is usually done out of love or greeting, to express emotion and fondness.
Friend 1: Sorry about that, I didn't mean to take so long.

Friend 2: *fruffles* I missed you! Where have you been!?

Best Exemplified in the movie Ponyo, when Ponyo is reunited with Sosuke in her human form.
fruffle by Solstice~ December 18, 2012

Fafflequag 

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.
"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"
Fafflequag by MarcelM February 10, 2008
I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!
faffled by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

fraffled 

A vagina which has been pounded into its now droopy shape.
Somebody ran some laps on that vagina, it's fraffled up.
fraffled by mooneyedlion January 10, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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