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When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017
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Being startled so suddenly that one farts.
Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.
Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014

Shided and farded and camed 

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition
Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal
Refers to the past tense act of doing a fart. Is used to show that the subject, whether the user themself, or an external person/object has qualities of mental deficiency. Is often used alongside the word shidded.
When a girl touched my dilly for the first time I shidded and farded
farded by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018

sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother 

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

i farded on my own boaner 

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner