farceability 

not completely telling the truth, but not completely telling a lie

You did not tell me that whole story earlier; that's your farceability.

farceability by Darbydog August 12, 2012

Fartability 

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

Fartability by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010

fakeability 

The ability of a woman to fake an orgasm without her partner knowing. Or the amount of prior knowledge a person has about certain symptoms and therefore they have the ability to fake a medical or mental problem.

Man, Sally has fakeability, did you see her in the movie when Harry met Sally?

fakeability by Reddeb March 1, 2011

fameability 

being able to become famous with or without someone's help

that person has famebility . or that person has a lot of fameability due to help of (famous person)

fameability by Insert-User-Name August 28, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019