Far Off

Used when describing how uninformed someone is or when they jump to conclusions about a situation they know nothing about.

"What did you and Justin do last night?"

"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."

"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"

"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."

Far Off by kenzie paige October 15, 2008

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Far Off

Could also be used as Fuck off

"i do what I want, far off"

Far Off by bangwhochan August 9, 2025

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Far Off • How far off is the battleship? • That ain't too far off • Faroffistan • far • far out • Far in • Far Cry • far right • Far cough

That ain't too far off

This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"

Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.

Customer: That ain't too far off.

That ain't too far off by dick vendor September 26, 2008

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How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

How far off is the battleship? by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

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Faroffistan

A location or country somewhere away from where you are, so far that you didn't know that you didn't know where it was.

Dude1: Where is Bob going?
Dude2: Bob is moving somewhere over there. Maybe in the Middle East
Dude1: Where?
Dude2: Somewhere in Faroffistan or something...

Faroffistan by jpkaty March 11, 2010

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faroff

A smelly dude. Who has a tendency to walk far off from a group in a game.

Damn Faroff sure does smell

faroff by totsrgay September 29, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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