Used when describing how uninformed someone is or when they jump to conclusions about a situation they know nothing about.
"What did you and Justin do last night?"
"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."
"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"
"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."
"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."
"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"
"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."
by kenzie paige October 15, 2008
Get the Far Offmug. This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"
Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.
Customer: That ain't too far off.
Customer: That ain't too far off.
by dick vendor September 26, 2008
Get the That ain't too far offmug. A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".
J: "Is it less than 5?"
K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."
J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"
K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."
J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"
by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012
Get the How far off is the battleship?mug.