Far Off 

Used when describing how uninformed someone is or when they jump to conclusions about a situation they know nothing about.

"What did you and Justin do last night?"

"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."

"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"

"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."

Far Off by kenzie paige October 15, 2008

Far Off 

Could also be used as Fuck off

"i do what I want, far off"

Far Off by bangwhochan August 9, 2025

That ain't too far off

This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"

Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.

Customer: That ain't too far off.

That ain't too far off by dick vendor September 26, 2008

How far off is the battleship? 

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

How far off is the battleship? by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

Faroffistan 

A location or country somewhere away from where you are, so far that you didn't know that you didn't know where it was.

Dude1: Where is Bob going?
Dude2: Bob is moving somewhere over there. Maybe in the Middle East
Dude1: Where?
Dude2: Somewhere in Faroffistan or something...

Faroffistan by jpkaty March 11, 2010

faroff

A smelly dude. Who has a tendency to walk far off from a group in a game.

Damn Faroff sure does smell

faroff by totsrgay September 29, 2019