Fapparition

A masturbation related ghost sighting OR the sighting of a masturbating ghost.

Person 1: Dude, last night I was watching some porn and jerking it, then during my vinegar strokes I saw the virgin Mary appear on a wall behind the midgets.
Person 2: Whoa, you got yourself a fapparition right there!

by Fletch Strongbow September 2, 2012

Apparition Litigation

For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.

Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.

Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!

Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?

Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...

by YAWA May 13, 2019

workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

apparition

A type of ghost. This ghost is usually confused with mirages and hallucinations. This ghost is one you can only see. Comes in ball, shadow or full detail form.

Apparitions are only ghost that have the power to show themselves by visionary means.

by Parapsychologist February 14, 2015

Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.

by chaptj August 5, 2010

Rapparition

The appearance of a ghost-written bar, or line in rap lyrics.

Or a ghost writer.
Rap: rhyming rythmic music genre.

apparition: appearance of a ghost manifesting, like a shadow figure.
Put together, Rapparition!

Yo, this fool’s album has material that is way above his skill level. Check out these obvious rapparitions!

by Justinti’m January 5, 2019

wario apparition

Wario apparition is a Super Mario 64 theory, derived from a creepypasta post on 4chan. In that post the Wario apparition was described as a large, floating Wario head which chases you down a hallway and draws its powers from mental instability. Once its powers reach a certain point, it escapes from the game and causes memory loss to the player.

Disclamer: this isn't actually a real thing

The Wario Apparition is something of a legend in the SM64 community.

by Otto Von Bismarck July 22, 2020