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fap on it 

When one is on the fence about an important decision, instead of "sitting on it" they "fap on it" (jerk it, rub one out, a good wank, etc.) then revisit the issue at hand with a much clearer mind and thought process. Usually pertains to issues involving bitches and hoes.

The term was coined in the famous rage comics on reddit.
Jim: Hmm I'm not sure if I should fuck my ex again. I know I'll fap on it.
* fapfapfapfapfap*
Jim: Nah fuck that bitch

Tom: Do I really need that new TV? Welp, time to fap on it.
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
Tom: Fuck yes I need a new 60 inch plasma tv
fap on it by sergeant-assclown August 14, 2011

fap on it 

To masturbate prior to making a decision involving women. "Fap" comes from the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation popularized on the internet via web forums.

When one faps on it, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women, usually sexual decisions.
Bro 1: I'm not sure I want to drop $40 tonight on drinks with Jen at the bar. I wanna fuck her, but I don't know if it's worth spending dough on her.

Bro 2: Fap on it. Then you'll know what to do.
fap on it by ilikeitraw0 August 18, 2011

fap on it 

the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.
i'm not sure if i should text derpina
better fap on it
fap on it by X41 August 2, 2011

fap-on-it 

The act of masturbating before making a tough/thoughtful decision.

A portmanteau of "fap" (slang term for masturbation) and the phrase "sleep on it" (think about something in the night and morning).
Mike: Should I ask Jennie out? She's really hot.
Jim: Fap-on-it man.
*an hour later*
Jim: So?
Mike: Nah, I like blondes.
fap-on-it by Deathinetly August 2, 2011
Faponit™ is *the* miracle cure: If you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some Faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it
- "Geez, should I get back to my ex?"
- "I'd recommend using some Faponit™ first."
Faponit by wwwrun August 22, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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