Referring to hardcore fans of Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" series in which most of the main characters are vampires. The series has an especially strong following of curiously devoted fans. "Fanpires" can also be loosely used for people (usually pale teenagers clad in black) who are very partial to vampire stories/are greatly intrigued by vampires/think vamps are sexy.
Person 1: Geez, why don't they go out in friggin' daylight for once.
Person 2: They're fanpires, they don't do daylight.
Person 2: They're fanpires, they don't do daylight.
by SadieZoe May 11, 2008
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One of the many names for a twilight fan, it was part of the competition on MTV for a name for twilight fans. And is just a mofusly awesome word :D
by La Madeline... July 22, 2008
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A stupidly obsessed Twilight Fan-Girl who talks nothing but Twilight bs. Seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'Dracula' or 'Harry Potter'. Twilight is unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'Fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. Stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new Harry Potter movie, the book is awesome!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!
Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?
Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(
Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.
Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!
Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?
Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(
Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.
Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!
by rozkk. August 03, 2009
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by xitzelx July 10, 2008
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An extreme fan of the book series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Also, an awesome person who has a good taste in books.
by Twi-HardFanpire July 25, 2008
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