Fanpire
One of the many names for a twilight fan, it was part of the competition on MTV for a name for twilight fans. And is just a mofusly awesome word :D
Fanpire by La Madeline... August 19, 2008
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Fanpire
A stupidly obsessed Twilight Fan-Girl who talks nothing but Twilight bs. Seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'Dracula' or 'Harry Potter'. Twilight is unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'Fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. Stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new Harry Potter movie, the book is awesome!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!
Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?
Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(
Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.
Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!
Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?
Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(
Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.
Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!
fanpire
fanpire
An extreme fan of the book series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Also, an awesome person who has a good taste in books.
fanpire by Twi-HardFanpire August 22, 2008
fanpire pack
a group of rowdy teenagers all majorly obsessed with Twilight and having frequent debates over which character is best but all hating the 2 main characters!!!
which are of course edward and bella. edward is so not fit and he is moody and suicidal (sorry rob but you are ugly and need to get over yourself.) and bella is a complete mary sue who broke jake's heart and kirsten stewart needs to learn to smile. renesmee is the offspring and incorperates the worst of both!!!!
which are of course edward and bella. edward is so not fit and he is moody and suicidal (sorry rob but you are ugly and need to get over yourself.) and bella is a complete mary sue who broke jake's heart and kirsten stewart needs to learn to smile. renesmee is the offspring and incorperates the worst of both!!!!
Person 1: James is the total best!!!!
Person 2: no way jacob is so much fitter!!!!!!
Person 3: guys guys we know there both fit!!!!!!!!!!But you gotta admit seth is so cute!!!
Person 4: Seth is cute but Emmett is even hotter!!
person 5: alice has cool visions and her and jasper are the best couple!
Person 6: The whole wolf pack except leah are all hot but leah is really cool too!!!
person 7: i wish i had Carlisle and esme as my parents!
Person 8: Rosalie is misunderstood, she hates Bella and therefore she is a a wonderful person!!
person 9: the volturi drink humans and are true to themselves!!!!
person 10: the denali clan don't eat us so they are in our good books!!!
Person 11: The rest of the humans rock cos they are damned to this life of mortality just like us!!!!
Person 12: The Amazon coven is awesome cos they have cool names!!!
Person 13: The coven from Egypt are cool cos they had the guts to walk away!!
Person 14: Maggie, Liam and Siobhan rock cos they just do!!!
Person 15: All nomads rule cos they are not veggies!!!!
Person 16: The Romanians are cool cos they want to overthrow the Volturi!!!
Person 17: Laurent is awesome too cos he nearly kills Bella until Jacob comes along!
Freak: But Bella, Edward and Renesmee are awesome too!
*Fanpire pack looks at one another then simultainiously attack the Freak!!!!*
Person 2: no way jacob is so much fitter!!!!!!
Person 3: guys guys we know there both fit!!!!!!!!!!But you gotta admit seth is so cute!!!
Person 4: Seth is cute but Emmett is even hotter!!
person 5: alice has cool visions and her and jasper are the best couple!
Person 6: The whole wolf pack except leah are all hot but leah is really cool too!!!
person 7: i wish i had Carlisle and esme as my parents!
Person 8: Rosalie is misunderstood, she hates Bella and therefore she is a a wonderful person!!
person 9: the volturi drink humans and are true to themselves!!!!
person 10: the denali clan don't eat us so they are in our good books!!!
Person 11: The rest of the humans rock cos they are damned to this life of mortality just like us!!!!
Person 12: The Amazon coven is awesome cos they have cool names!!!
Person 13: The coven from Egypt are cool cos they had the guts to walk away!!
Person 14: Maggie, Liam and Siobhan rock cos they just do!!!
Person 15: All nomads rule cos they are not veggies!!!!
Person 16: The Romanians are cool cos they want to overthrow the Volturi!!!
Person 17: Laurent is awesome too cos he nearly kills Bella until Jacob comes along!
Freak: But Bella, Edward and Renesmee are awesome too!
*Fanpire pack looks at one another then simultainiously attack the Freak!!!!*
fanpire pack by idril telperien August 21, 2009
Fagpire
A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.
Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010
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