fannyclamp

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.

"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"

by vefestival09 January 15, 2010

fannyflaps

Pussy Lips in da Fanjeeta

Ur Mum Has Nice Fanny Flaps

by Ben Wilce May 4, 2005

fannochampion

A Fannochampion is a woman who can fit something as big as a pumpkin in her poon for more than five minutes.

Dude is ure girlfriend a fannochampion

My girlfriends the best fannochampion i can fit my head in there.

by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

fannycrumpet

Somebody who is so self absorbed they see no problem making decisions that any decent human being would find ridiculous

Dom refused to look after his daughter today because he has a problem with his ex, what a fannycrumpet

by BC14DS November 30, 2017

fannyflap

the flap of a fanny
can be used as an insult.

"Jess is a proper fannyflap"
"God, Jess has uge fanny flaps"

by IanInsanity January 19, 2009

Fannychampion

One who has dominated the asshole of his or her partner. One whos skills rival that of a bum ninja.

Wow hunny, you are my fannychampion. No one has ever hit my asshole's gspot as quick, or as hard as you. You are, my fannychampion. Now lemme suck my shit off of your dick just because you did so wonderfully.

by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

fannyclanger

Female version of a Cockwomble. A portmanteau of the slang term for the female front-bottom and the popular 70s British children's TV show.

She's such a FannyClanger.

by Ben Walker 2 March 10, 2020