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fannyclamp 

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.
"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"
fannyclamp by vefestival09 January 15, 2010
Words you can keep

fannyflaps 

Pussy Lips in da Fanjeeta
Ur Mum Has Nice Fanny Flaps
fannyflaps by Ben Wilce May 4, 2005

fannochampion 

A Fannochampion is a woman who can fit something as big as a pumpkin in her poon for more than five minutes.
Dude is ure girlfriend a fannochampion

My girlfriends the best fannochampion i can fit my head in there.

fannycrumpet 

Somebody who is so self absorbed they see no problem making decisions that any decent human being would find ridiculous
Dom refused to look after his daughter today because he has a problem with his ex, what a fannycrumpet
fannycrumpet by BC14DS November 30, 2017

fannyflap 

the flap of a fanny
can be used as an insult.
"Jess is a proper fannyflap"
"God, Jess has uge fanny flaps"
fannyflap by IanInsanity January 19, 2009

Fannychampion

One who has dominated the asshole of his or her partner. One whos skills rival that of a bum ninja.
Wow hunny, you are my fannychampion. No one has ever hit my asshole's gspot as quick, or as hard as you. You are, my fannychampion. Now lemme suck my shit off of your dick just because you did so wonderfully.
Fannychampion by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

fannyclanger

Female version of a Cockwomble. A portmanteau of the slang term for the female front-bottom and the popular 70s British children's TV show.
She's such a FannyClanger.
fannyclanger by Ben Walker 2 March 10, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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