2 definitions by Phillip James McGuinness

A Fannochampion is a woman who can fit something as big as a pumpkin in her poon for more than five minutes.
Dude is ure girlfriend a fannochampion

My girlfriends the best fannochampion i can fit my head in there.
by Phillip James McGuinness May 11, 2005
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a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.
shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin
by Phillip James McGuinness May 11, 2005
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