fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.

please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.

fanny splat by fannysplatter February 9, 2010

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Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

Fanny Splatter by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

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Fannysplaining

When a female is explaining something to someone who already knows. It can be to either a man or a woman.

you don't need to fannysplain that to me i already know .... fannysplaining !

Fannysplaining by Winobot Dublin November 7, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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