Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.

Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

cat's fanny

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks

Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!

by paul bodycount September 24, 2005

Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

by junco April 12, 2021

Cadbury's Fanny

British slang describing a girl of loose morals (a slut) who has been with a few too many guys. Normally a very nice girl to talk to but also a bit thick. Also has no problem being passed around a group of mates.
Comes from a box of Roses being a box of assorted creams.

Ian - I'd shag that Lisa any time, she's well fit.

Me - Aye, I've heard she's a proper Cadbury's Fanny though.

by Dougie78 June 4, 2011

Louise's fanny

When you have a sweaty fanny in the car

Omg it was such a long journey home I had a Louise's fanny the whole way there!

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny

The official team name that Ashley Tisdale gave to Danny Stone's followers on twitter, because he has absolutely no creativity to figure out a team name for his own followers. If you're a die hard fan of Ashley Tisdale, then most likely you probably know who this loser Danny Stone is. If you don't know who he is, you're not missing much. He's just another pointless internet celebrity that everybody follows on twitter just because he was able to blast up Ashley Tisdale's skirt. If you wanna be like everyone else and hop on the bandwagon of fools, then follow Danny Stone on twitter.

Dude, im qualified to be an official Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny because I'm following him on twitter. In reality he's a nobody but the ex boyfriend of a broken down Disney star. There's no other reason why he's famous.

by Frankii Fiiggs November 4, 2012

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006