Overzealous Englishman watching Premier League Soccer at an American bar on weekend mornings.
Prides himself on letting everyone else know that he's from the birthplace of English soccer by loudly commenting on every play using terms like "muppet", "git" and "daft."
Every American in the bar noting the American definition of 'fanny,' sees this person as an annoying asshole. Other Brits in the venue, adopting the other 'fanny' wish the twat would just piss off back to the homeland.
Prides himself on letting everyone else know that he's from the birthplace of English soccer by loudly commenting on every play using terms like "muppet", "git" and "daft."
Every American in the bar noting the American definition of 'fanny,' sees this person as an annoying asshole. Other Brits in the venue, adopting the other 'fanny' wish the twat would just piss off back to the homeland.
There were a sprinkling of Arsenal, fanniglish-men at the pub ensuring a usually enjoyable weekend breakfast with my son was about to be ruined by ongoing, outlandish commentary that bore little significance to the match being played.
by jamie3211 April 09, 2025