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fanniglish 

Overzealous Englishman watching Premier League Soccer at an American bar on weekend mornings.
Prides himself on letting everyone else know that he's from the birthplace of English soccer by loudly commenting on every play using terms like "muppet", "git" and "daft."

Every American in the bar noting the American definition of 'fanny,' sees this person as an annoying asshole. Other Brits in the venue, adopting the other 'fanny' wish the twat would just piss off back to the homeland.
There were a sprinkling of Arsenal, fanniglish-men at the pub ensuring a usually enjoyable weekend breakfast with my son was about to be ruined by ongoing, outlandish commentary that bore little significance to the match being played.
fanniglish by jamie3211 April 9, 2025
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fanglish 

The language of fangirls also known as "fantard speak."

Also known as the bastardization of the English language involving their own twist on internet speak. You can find them mostly on fan sites, music forums (predominantly in JRock forums, like Batsu), and fangirl blog entries.

The most popular words often used in fanglish are, "zomg," "squee," "lulz," "flailing," "glomping," and "nosebleed." Most of these words are usually started with an asterisk (*), following the word, and closing with an asterisk. Some prefer using parentheses instead.

Prime examples in using fanglish are the following:

"zomg that new PV of alice nine. made me squee with joy."

"That video made me lulz big time."

"i glomp you so hard for uploading the new photo shoot of (insert JRock band here)."
There they go using fanglish again.

Let's start speaking fanglish and spaz out! 8D
fanglish by vendettaonfangirls January 23, 2009
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Farnglish 

A cross between the language of Farsi and English. Usually used by Iranian immigrants who have been in an English speaking country for at least a couple of years. When spoken, the English portion of Farnglish has a lot more of a Persian accent to it than it normally would. Ex: Die-rhect TV vs. Durr-ect TV.
Yek farsheh expensive kharidam, now I have no moneey for shohpeeng. Mikhaiee fardah bereem khareed? --Farnglish
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