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A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.

A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.

A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.

When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.

A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"

Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
Fan Man by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
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A male who impersonates the same love and devotion to a band as what a 13-15 year old girl would have. He is usually worrying older than this age.

If truly a Fan-Man, he will make it his priority to buy merch, go to gigs and attempt to star in their music videos.

Popular bands of Fan-Men are 5 Seconds of Summer, All Time Low, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, You Me At Six and Muse (to name a few).

Fan-Men can be inappropriately seen as being slightly feminine, which isn't always the true or the full story, but can be worryingly accurate.

These men can make good friends or more, and can be matured with age. Like a fine whiskey, if they even know what that is.
1. "OMG! I'm such a Fan-man, I luv this song!"

2. (usually a response to 1.) "Dude, this is a bar, not a girls changing room. Stop being such a Fan-man."
Fan-Man by Fan-man August 4, 2014
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noun

when an object, creature, or human being passes away during the event of their current habitat increasing to the 97th degree.

this rare phenomenon begins when the aforementioned subject returns to its original state, secretes sweat profusely, and imagines a vicinal window becoming ajar. the current outdoor climate must be in homeostasis with the subject's habitat, maintaining the window's sealed status.
Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees.
man fan by ppanders March 6, 2012
A man who is attracted to other men.
Dude, he's such a man fan!

Stop checking me out. Dont be such a man fan!

What, are you a man fan?
man fan by all the names are taken August 25, 2006

big beefy tan man fan club 

club est. 2021. started by the three coolest girls of all time and their experience with love at first sight. the big beefy tan man fan club is the elitist social club in the whole wide world.
Oh my god... maybe this'll get me into the big beefy tan man fan club
a less offensive term for a non-heterosexual male, or at least a male perceived to be non-heterosexual
it is still tbd if man-fan should also be an insult for straight, but not heteronormative males.
man-fan by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2015
a mostly non-sexual enfatuation that a man has for another man. ussually due to the fanee having attributes that the fanner wishes he had.
"Jack sure is a man-fan of tyler Durden"
man-fan by KarlRichII July 24, 2006
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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