man fan

/man fan/
noun

when an object, creature, or human being passes away during the event of their current habitat increasing to the 97th degree.

this rare phenomenon begins when the aforementioned subject returns to its original state, secretes sweat profusely, and imagines a vicinal window becoming ajar. the current outdoor climate must be in homeostasis with the subject's habitat, maintaining the window's sealed status.
Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees.
by ppanders February 03, 2012
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