famester 

An individual in pursuit of fame. Someone who wants to become famous.

Young famester is looking to become the world's next big star!

famester by famester.com June 22, 2011

Fakester 

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

Fakester by Guybang October 24, 2011

fakester 

Someone who is fake and thinks honesty is lame. As such, they avoid honesty at all costs and like to always project a fake image of themselves instead that gives a sense of importance without truly being important. Obviously, other fakesters eat it up without a clue. That is because not all fakesters are even aware they are fakesters. Some have become that way since they were very little by copying older fakesters they thought were fun at the time without thinking. Anyways, fakesters are known as people who talk a lot without doing much. Some love the fake important image they project due to how much fun it seems, but when things get serious, people always realize it in the end and don't truly rely on them with anything or give them any important jobs. Fakesters often serve as clowns in high school who amount to nothing after they graduate.

Monica: And, here is the bed room. As you can see it's got a beautiful view of the city just like the apartment rental ad shows.
Dorothy: All I can see is the dirty back alley and some garbage truck containers.

Monica: No, you gotta look farther! See, that's a boutique clothing store right there!
Dorothy: Seeing a clothing store at the end of a very long and dirty alley doesn't count as city view. You're nothing but a fakester!

fakester by OffBeatDrummer December 5, 2020

fakester 

A profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person.

In other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.

Hey, man, this Kimmie Gibbler profile is a fakester.

fakester by TheRabidRhino November 20, 2003

Facester-Strudel 

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

Facester-Strudel by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

Facesterbator 

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

Facesterbator by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

Fakester 

Anybody who buys into the retarded "gangsta" culture of today's world. People who wear urban, baggy clothes and play loud, terrible music in their cars. Even people who actually sell drugs, pimp hoes, are in a gang, or carry around guns, are not real gangsters. Real gangsters were Italian. These fakesters are people who have no regard for human life, have no self-esteem, and are quite simply detriments to society. Somewhere along the line, mainstream culture decided to market these backwards "ideals" as cool and glamorous. So anyone dumb enough to buy into, support, participate in, or present themselves as such, should be revealed for the brainless fakester that they really are.

Man, all these gun-toting little wannabe gangster fakesters ought to all be round up and locked in a large arena that is set on fire and burned to the ground.

Fakester by WinterArmageddon February 18, 2012