3 definitions by WinterArmageddon

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Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.
I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.
by WinterArmageddon May 05, 2011
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Can be used to describe people, most often girls, who take and post a ridiculous number of selfies to their social media page(s). Often indicative of self-centeredness, conceit, and/or underlying low self-esteem and the need for praise and validation from others.
I was liking that girl until i saw her Facebook page with hundreds of selfies on it. I just can't date someone who is so selfie-centered. It's a deal-breaker for me.
by WinterArmageddon February 06, 2015
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Anybody who buys into the retarded "gangsta" culture of today's world. People who wear urban, baggy clothes and play loud, terrible music in their cars. Even people who actually sell drugs, pimp hoes, are in a gang, or carry around guns, are not real gangsters. Real gangsters were Italian. These fakesters are people who have no regard for human life, have no self-esteem, and are quite simply detriments to society. Somewhere along the line, mainstream culture decided to market these backwards "ideals" as cool and glamorous. So anyone dumb enough to buy into, support, participate in, or present themselves as such, should be revealed for the brainless fakester that they really are.
Man, all these gun-toting little wannabe gangster fakesters ought to all be round up and locked in a large arena that is set on fire and burned to the ground.
by WinterArmageddon January 25, 2012
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