falsetograph 

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

falsetograph by catfight12 January 12, 2009

faketography 

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

faketography by jpg3 June 1, 2015

facetographer 

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.

This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

facetographer by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011