False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.

I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?

False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

false start

When you walk out to your car in the morning only to realize that your keys are in the upstairs bathroom, so you have to go back.

Why were you late to work this morning? I had a false start.

false start by srta_martin December 15, 2008

false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.

I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.

false start by Devveyovich December 24, 2017

False Start

to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend when one of the two wanted to stay abstinent until married (one can be abstinent because of religious reasons)

Person 1: "Why are you upset? Did something go wrong with Jenny?"

Person 2: "Yeah I committed a False Start when my parents wanted me to wait. I'm so screwed."

False Start by Bag Em' and Swag Em' November 30, 2011

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

False Start Shower by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

False Start Generation 

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

False Start Generation by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010

false-start fart 

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

false-start fart by gbv052 February 28, 2011