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false prophet 

Someone that claims to be more than they actually are. They act "as if". They also want people to follow them because of their inflated self image and misrepresented self worth.
Don't idolize the false prophet for this is surely the path to hell.
false prophet by Timptashun January 28, 2007
Words you can keep

false prophet 

An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.
False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!

Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*

False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."

Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"

False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"

Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*

*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*

False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*
false prophet by white whale August 9, 2013

false prophet 

One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.
Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"
false prophet by DRod3 October 20, 2008

false prophet 

Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.
Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.
false prophet by Iblisatan May 16, 2009

The False Prophet 

The False Prophet, also known as Amos Costeno, is a dark figure that haunts the school hallways. He roams the halls with a menacing aura, his eyes piercing and cold, his face twisted into a sinister grin. He thinks he is the ruler of the school, a prophet sent by some dark force to bring chaos and destruction.

Amos moves with an unsettling grace, his footsteps barely audible as he glides across the floors. He wears a long black robe that drapes over his thin frame, and his hair is long and tangled, falling over his face like a veil of shadows. He carries a staff made of dark wood, adorned with strange symbols that seem to glow in the dim light.

The False Prophet's presence alone sends shivers down the spines of those who dare to cross his path. He speaks in hushed whispers, his words laced with malice and deceit. He preys on the weak and vulnerable, promising them power and glory in exchange for their souls. His followers are many, all of them drawn to his dark charisma and the promise of something more.

Amos Costeno truly believes he is the master of the school, the one true prophet of some twisted religion. He enforces his twisted ideology with an iron fist, punishing those who dare to question his authority. The school hallways are his domain, and he will stop at nothing to maintain his power.
The False Prophet (a.k.a. Amos Costeno) is a spine-chilling character that haunts school hallways, relishing in the manipulation of those around him. With an inflated ego, this higher being delights in terrorizing his peers with his cruel and twisted actions, leaving a trail of fear and discomfort in his wake.

falsprophety 

(fawls-pro'-fit-ee)
Adj.
1. Of or relating to a false prophet.

2. of or relating to a faith, religion, or its practitioners that is devoted to a false prophet.
"Those Mormons are so falsprophety"
falsprophety by yardlad May 23, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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