Definitions by DRod3

false prophet 

One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.

Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"

false prophet by DRod3 October 20, 2008