false brain 

the thing that happens when ur dad buys ur degree aka George Waker Bush

george bush sr. bought his son's degree from Yale UNiversity, so he has a false brain.

Bush is a stupid fuck face.

false brain by vickec December 9, 2004

false brain bleed 

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

false brain bleed by a lack of validation November 8, 2020