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bisexual falp-jack 

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.
Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.
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Palpy Falp 

When you force choke yourself as emperor palpatine for a better orgasm. Sometimes small amounts of lighting comes out.
Emperor palpatine palpy falped when mastutbating.
Palpy Falp by Jurassic Undead May 11, 2017
A person who is a superfan of late night host Jimmy Fallon. FalPals are the truest fan of Late Night. FalPals are fun, full of joy, spread peace, get each other's backs and are supportive of Jimmy. There is a growing, growing, growing, growing amount of fun people called FalPals.
I talked about last night's episode of Late Night for hours with other FalPals.
FalPal by Customer_12 June 9, 2013
A racial slur accounting to british.
look at all those falppers.
falppers by falppers October 8, 2014
The dedicated and passionate super fans of Jimmy Fallon. They have been around since his SNL days and are still here to see him host The Tonight Show. The nicest and closest fandom out there.
The FalPals always live-tweet the show.
Falpal by FunkinGonuts August 15, 2016
Only the best kinds of vertical hairs ever to be present upon ones head.
"Did you see the falphs on her?! Epic!"
Falph by RaQ2018 January 5, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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