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a word used in the 1800s to describe oral sex on a male
that beautiful madam over there enjoys performing faletio
faletio by tjje November 6, 2010

Fallatio 

If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...
I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.
Fallatio by Sue August 11, 2004

filletio ratio 

simply the guy to girl ratio in any given situation.
Dude: "Yo i heard this party's going to be insane!"
Dude 2: "Yea man, it's rumored there will be a filletio ratio of like 1 to 3!"

Fallatio 

Sexual contack between sexual organ and mouth.
hey, between you and me.. i had a fallatio with that fit girl next door :P
Fallatio by BoSviLLd December 3, 2003

Fallatio 

Did you see that Fox News fallatio interview? Hannity was like, "mmmff slurp mufff mmpff slobber."
Fallatio by MATT DRUMPF July 14, 2016

filletio 

That was some good filletio you gave me last night!
filletio by homosexualsapien October 18, 2010
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