A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.
Breakfast: Falafelcereals
Lunch: Falafel with dipping
sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger
This is an example of a typical
day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them
don't live very long, as they
don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.
Person A: "Do you know why
Raul died?"
Person B: "
Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."