FALAFELMAO

Fucking Almost Lost A Fucking Eye Laughing My Ass Off

When something is so fucking funny that physical injury becomes a legitimate possibility.

"Did you see him eat shit trying to jump that fence?!"

"FALAFELMAO 💀"

FALAFELMAO by shadeshift September 9, 2026

Falafelwarrior 

A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.

Breakfast: Falafelcereals

Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger

This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.

Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?"
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."

Falafelwarrior by ThiccJim69 May 18, 2021

Falafelology 

The study of falafels.

"Dave studied Falafelology in pursuit of the finest falafel."

Falafelology by Mushy Peanis January 3, 2020

Falafelcopter 

the most epic thing you will ever here and if it were to come across Chuck Norris the world would explode from epicness

You: o ma gawd i had the worst day today

Me: Falafelcopters!

You:WTF

Falafelcopter by The Falafel Copter master September 25, 2010

falafelfar 

The biggest man just after Rick Ross

also he can be tipped over

Person 1: Wow did you see falafelfar?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the biggest man, and he can't be tipped over
Person 1: He ain't bigger than Rick Ross *hoh*

falafelfar by Thatniggacrazy January 17, 2018

falafelwaffle 

That fucking retarded immigrant from kick’in it

Oh look another falafelwaffle. Taking all our jobs. I’ll just wait till the next gas station.

falafelwaffle by Ifuckedapoptart July 22, 2018

Falafellatio 

Humoristic Word that could be use to explain how to lick balls

I want to do a falafellatio to you

Falafellatio by Varumpu Tukulu May 5, 2025