falconbit

A term used to express ones opinion that a person, observation, opinion, or retelling is foolish, improbable, unlikely, or generally nonsensical.

A slightly more specialized usage is to point out the fact that a person is being intentionally misleading for the sake of humorous effect. The usage itself is also intended to be humorous and reciprocating.

This term can also be used to express general discontent, discomfort, or disapproval.

Etymology: This word is likely an amalgam of the words "falcon" and "bit" as used in the medieval art of falconry. If one were "bitten" by his/her own falcon, the person was considered to be untrustworthy or incompetent and referred to as "falcon bit". This "mark" typically stayed with someone for their entire life. The phrase was later severed from its connection with falconry and eventually coalesced into one word and was generalized to mean anything of questionable integrity.

1. John: "I think global warming is real."
Melissa: "Well, I think it's falconbit."

2. Ashley: "So, why didn't you show up last night?"

Jessica: "Oh, I met Brad Pitt for drinks and a little... late night fun!"

Ashley: "That story is totally falconbit Jessica!"

by laria82 August 5, 2011

Falconing

When a sports team starts off with a lead and blows it at the end

Your team sucks. They are always falconing.

by Jaynotpopular December 13, 2020

Falconby

Of or pertaining to the act of becoming a falcon.

Upon performing a triple backflip while jumping off of a diving board: "FALCONBY!!!!1"

by Prof. Falconer, Linguistics March 19, 2011

Falconing

Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage

"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.

by Lucius Mörk vansinne Roos December 23, 2019

Falconing

The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.

"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."

by Father O'Twins February 9, 2017

Falconi

A real hero, known to many as a man of many talents, hes really good looking and always pulls the ladies. Also this guy is uber in everywhere and eats noobs for breakfast

Damn Falconi your so hot, i want your babies

by Glenn Wrench February 1, 2005

Falconing

Falconing is the act of picking a woman up with one hand whilst in the act of snogging her. The term originates from the idea of the bird perched on the arm.

The move was created in Manchester to great affect and has been reproduced in many cities throughout the world.

Did you see that guy falconing that girl at the bar?

by The Original Falcon May 28, 2013