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falconbit 

A term used to express ones opinion that a person, observation, opinion, or retelling is foolish, improbable, unlikely, or generally nonsensical.

A slightly more specialized usage is to point out the fact that a person is being intentionally misleading for the sake of humorous effect. The usage itself is also intended to be humorous and reciprocating.

This term can also be used to express general discontent, discomfort, or disapproval.

Etymology: This word is likely an amalgam of the words "falcon" and "bit" as used in the medieval art of falconry. If one were "bitten" by his/her own falcon, the person was considered to be untrustworthy or incompetent and referred to as "falcon bit". This "mark" typically stayed with someone for their entire life. The phrase was later severed from its connection with falconry and eventually coalesced into one word and was generalized to mean anything of questionable integrity.
1. John: "I think global warming is real."
Melissa: "Well, I think it's falconbit."

2. Ashley: "So, why didn't you show up last night?"

Jessica: "Oh, I met Brad Pitt for drinks and a little... late night fun!"

Ashley: "That story is totally falconbit Jessica!"
falconbit by laria82 August 5, 2011
Related Words
Falcongy is a term used for people who are falcon-ish and genine. Falcongy is a mesh of the words to describe people who fit into the term falcongy.
Person 1: man, Leon over there is really falcongy
Person 2: you're right man, let's make fun of him.
Falcongy by Bukuchama March 29, 2022

Falconty 

A mispronunciation of the word "faculty."
Pioneer students please thank the falconty.
Falconty by MC Fred July 7, 2006

Casual Falconry 

The casual pursuit of falconry as a hobby.

Also a multinational corporation specializing in everything from genetically enhanced bacon to time machines. Casual Falconry Inc.
"I just bought a $3000 falcon. It mauled me and flew away. I guess casual falconry isn't for me."

Falconbridge 

Falconbridge a peaceful quiet town. With a few rednecks, Falconbridge is a very nice town with friendly people. A great place to move to, and to raise a family. Everyday you will see somebody walking around the roads. Although some roads may be crappy due to the heavy slurry trucks, it’s still safe to walk around. Every Friday at 1:30 an alarm goes off for the smelter, that May startle you. Falconbridge, the end of Falconbridge Rd. the population of 670+ people. Falconbridge is a wonderful community.
“Hey where do you live?” “I live in Falconbridge!”.
Falconbridge by Cheesy hamster September 21, 2020

Falconry 

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.
Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"