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Countess Boochie Flagrante
The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Countess Boochie Flagrante by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.
See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.
See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard
Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.
flagrant fucktard by Chris Michael P. October 24, 2006