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falication 

to rightly accuse of misconduct, horse-play, toy-play and/or childs-play.
"it is true my friends, that is a falication. i did slack off the job and play with my toys while my books sat idly."
falication by cassie forsberg March 25, 2008

Cross-fallatiation 

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.
I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation
Cross-fallatiation by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

Flacation 

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.
One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.
Flacation by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flacation 

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.
Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.
flacation by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

falscation 

False location. To give a false location
SHAZZA ASKED WHERE I WAS I FAVE HER A FALSCATION SO SHE DIDNT COME OVER TO MY HOUSE.
falscation by Lesley lee August 8, 2018

Flacidation 

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity
“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”
Flacidation by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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