noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans
too much and that you can
never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers
tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "
fake n'
bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning
bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to
fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this
nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have
Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....